Friday, May 15, 2009

The Interview From Hell

Lana is doing this fun meme, which might sound like an oxymoron...but I likey this meme much more than usual ones. If you want to participate just HOLLA (see how cool I am? Don't you want to join in now?)at me in the comments and the first five people (which might not happen, I won't get my hopes up) will get five questions each, questions that I will come up with on my very own. Here are the questions Lana wrote for me:

1. did you ever find out who wrote you that really mean email? would you respond if you did?

In case you have no idea what we're 'talking' about, look here.
No! I'm convinced it was the bastards who were letting their dogs crap in my yard, but it seems so far fetched and impossible that they would be able to find me on here...I guess they could have looked at my mail, searched the internet and found my blog...but I don't use my last name...this is surely one to ponder. Whoever it was probably ended up feeling pretty freaking stupid after being made fun of by a whole bunch of commenters. Take that you bastards!

And Hell Yeah I'd respond. It would go something like this:

F*ck You and Your Stuck Up A**hole. Have a great f*cking day.

2. can you convert your headband pattern to knit for me if i promise not to sell them?

I have no idea how to do that. I didn't even know you could do that. I'll look into it, and you can sell them all you want. I don't corner the market on cute things to wear on your head. Or do I????

3. what color would a smurf turn if it were choking?

What's a smurf? Is that some gross sexual term I'm not familiar with? Listen Lana...I know we all like Steamy's blog, but if you want to learn about smurfing please refrain from doing it in front of my mother, who sometimes reads this blog. Or Jeremiah's step-mom, who might or might not check in from time to time...Or Rose's teacher (ok I made that one up).

Just kidding Lana! Please, comment and regale us all on what smurfing is and what it entails. I'm sure we would all walk away grander and more knowledgable people.

Unless you're actually referring the the old that case the answer is blue. Wait, what was the question?

4. do you sing more in the car or in the shower? what, if any, accompanying dance moves do you employ while singing?

I sing all the time. It's pretty much a curse. I can't help it. And what makes everything worse is that I know all the words to every song ever. The times I sing the most are while I'm cooking or doing dishes and while in the car with Jeremiah. I pretty much sing in his ear the whole time we're in the car. I think one of the things that made me love him so incredibly much is that he's never told me to stop. Not once. He does get super embarrassed when I try to do any kind of dancing whatsoever. I must look so amazingly retarded cause he seems mortified, even when we're in the privacy of our own home.

5. what was the last item you re-gifted?

Last month Rose's dad was supposed to pick her up and take her to a birthday party/sleepover. He ran into a bunch of problems at work and was going to be super late, so I had to scramble to take her. The gift they had picked out was locked in her dad's house though, so Rose and I wrapped up some books Jeremiah and I got her for Christmas. Rose said the girl seemed pretty disappointed in books, her dad saved the day later when he dropped off the present they got...a giant squirt gun set. He trumps me AGAIN!


Lana said...

of COURSE i was talking about the cartoon, you dirty girl :)

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Anonymous said...

Just found your blog...I think its hilarious!

Although I must admit that was an interesting email...I am glad to see you aren't changing a thing. :o)


Soda and Candy said...

Hahaha... you know what? I think it's actually great that you know all the words to every song ever, because I usually only know about half the chorus, but that doesn't stop me from singing the bit I know over & over. Drives the husband up the wall.