Doubting their Maternity...

If you look to the right, you will see yet another funny picture of my super excellent boyfriend Jeremiah, who is the topic of almost every single one of my posts...

Anyways, he pointed out to me that there was a photo of me and a photo of my children on the right side of my blog, but no mention of him. So just for that...your wish is my command (Did I use that cliche correctly?)

I wanted to mention that Rose, my oldest daughter (age 8), won an award at school today for being all around kick butt! She's a 'Consistent Kid' and was given the award and a gift at school today during her lunch period, in front of the whole 2nd 3rd and 4th grades. Which she said was, "Exhilarating!". There's further proof that she's way too smart and awesome to be my kid.

I doubt her maternity!

I wonder if they would have us on the Maury Povich show. My daughter doesn't look a thing like me and she's obviously already leaps and bounds ahead of me on the intelligence track. I'm pretty sure my second cousin Shareeboriqua is really the baby momma. DNA test us and embarrass us in front a studio audience and one billion stay at home moms, retirees and school skipping teenage girls! Please?

Tomorrow I will be posting a very emotional, gut wrenching Mother's Day post and you better come here, read it and pretend that I moved you in some way. Or I will hunt down each of your blogs and make fun of every single one of your profile photos, regardless of how much prettier or thinner than me you are. So beware.

Oh and another totally awesome kid update, for all of you as obsessed with Maxine's Potty Training (or lack of it) as I am:
Max has been diaper free for three days now AND has pooped on the potty three FREAKING times. This week has been so great for her and I!!!!!!!!! Hooray for crapping where you're supposed to...