Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Bensjammin and My Grandma is Prepped and Ready to Go

OK so my grandma is having some unexpected open heart surgery today and I am strangely calm.

I'm having a hard time thinking and I feel a little bit more irritable than usual, but that might just be because Max spilled a 2 Liter of Gingerale all over the kitchen floor at 6am this morning while trying to chug out of it like "Jeremiah does it...".

My mom got her first digital camera lately and it is kick ass. I've been taking tons of photos with it and keep forgetting to upload them onto my computer. But this weekend I accomplished just that task and now I have a billion photos to post! I'm sure you're all jumping in excitement right now. But hold on to your britches folks!?? (Is that the cliche I'm looking for? I always screw up phrases like that! I'm sure it's a constant amusement to Jeremiah...that his girlfriend is a freaking idiot dolt head.)

Today's post will feature photos of my baby brother Benjamin and the two milestones in his life that have just recently occurred...
Going to prom (with a girl who happens to have giant knockers...that has to be some kind of huge 'SCORE' in teenage boy world, right?)
Graduating from High school
AND AWAY WE GO YO! (here's something I noticed while I was uploading these photos. They're the size of Zues's colonoscomy bag...do not click on them or you'll be able to see the pores on my daddy's nose. Or worse yet NOSE HAIRS!! He has extra nose hairs to make up for lack of hair on top of his head)

P.S. The second prom photo features aformentioned Grandma. By the end of this post I'm not feeling better, but feeling guilty instead that I'm not at the hospital with my mom right now. I don't have a babysitter, so I'm with her in my mind....even when I'm changing a shitty diaper or scrubbing a gingeraley kitchen floor.


blondie-lox said...

here's to your grandmother's speedy recovery!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Here's hoping your grandma comes through safe and sound and happy and turning handsprings in, let's say, a month.

I think that girl would be a score for a boy of any age, not just the latter teenage years.

Unknown Mami said...

Sending your grandma good thoughts and positive powers!

Pop and Ice said...

Handsome brother and lovely knockers indeed! Congratulation on your brother's successful graduation and I sincerely hope your grandmother comes through her surgery well.

headbitingprincess said...

Best wishes to your Gram !

aww your brother Benny bear is cute !!!
yup chick has some major water balloons for sure .. *jealous*
oh the sweet days of never ending cleaning

Sam said...

Hope Gram is okay. And congrats to your cute bro. Yeesh, why do those things have to be yellow? I hope knocker girl never sees this post. ;)

Miss Yvonne said...

I hope your grandma recovers quickly!!

P.S. How is your brother not looking down at his date's huge knockers in that photo? If it were my kid, every picture would be of him staring at her chest.

Anonymous said...

You know, I clicked on that picture and said to myself "Damn she's got big knockers!". Lucky boy. I hope he at least got to play with them.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I got your junk. I'll blog about it after I get a picture of it. Maybe tomorrow. I'm a busy boy!

kara said...

sorry about your g.ma.

and my how prom dresses have changed.