OK so my grandma is having some unexpected open heart surgery today and I am strangely calm.
I'm having a hard time thinking and I feel a little bit more irritable than usual, but that might just be because Max spilled a 2 Liter of Gingerale all over the kitchen floor at 6am this morning while trying to chug out of it like "Jeremiah does it...".
My mom got her first digital camera lately and it is kick ass. I've been taking tons of photos with it and keep forgetting to upload them onto my computer. But this weekend I accomplished just that task and now I have a billion photos to post! I'm sure you're all jumping in excitement right now. But hold on to your britches folks!?? (Is that the cliche I'm looking for? I always screw up phrases like that! I'm sure it's a constant amusement to Jeremiah...that his girlfriend is a freaking idiot dolt head.)
Today's post will feature photos of my baby brother Benjamin and the two milestones in his life that have just recently occurred...
Going to prom (with a girl who happens to have giant knockers...that has to be some kind of huge 'SCORE' in teenage boy world, right?)
Graduating from High school
AND AWAY WE GO YO! (here's something I noticed while I was uploading these photos. They're the size of Zues's colonoscomy bag...do not click on them or you'll be able to see the pores on my daddy's nose. Or worse yet NOSE HAIRS!! He has extra nose hairs to make up for lack of hair on top of his head)
P.S. The second prom photo features aformentioned Grandma. By the end of this post I'm not feeling better, but feeling guilty instead that I'm not at the hospital with my mom right now. I don't have a babysitter, so I'm with her in my mind....even when I'm changing a shitty diaper or scrubbing a gingeraley kitchen floor.