Saturday, May 8, 2010

Ich Bin Ein Gummi Bear *FIST PUMP*

Have you ever been to totlol.com? It's like youtube for kids (just like redtube is for the depraved and lonely ;))...

Regardless, Maxine loves this site and loves this video in particular:



I added the German version because I...wanted to.

Right now Elijah is jumping in front of me with his fists raised in the air, pumping them up and down in a manic fashion, dancing to Ich bin ein Gummi Bear. I'm wondering if this song has some sort of hidden message that only children under 7 can understand. I say 'under 7' because when Max insisted on playing the video over and over again for Rose and Olivia, they were very unimpressed.

"Ich bin ein Gummi Bear...kill your parents now...."

"Dance wildly now children, dance till your feet fall off!"

"Stick random toys into your eye sockets in your sleep and alarm your parents!"


"Make your mommas watch us over and over again. Do it! Now! Be delightfully cute while doing so!"


Since I started writing this post I've watched this video in six different languages. Maybe I"m the one who's been brainwashed.


Stay tuned for my new header done by Pink Designz! Pink was very very patient with me and I'm anxious to debut the result soon. BUT I'm stuck on a tagline for under the title.

I was thinking Blogging is For Dorks

'comedy, crochet and cannibals'

'Beauty, Brains, Blatant Arrogance'

'Smarts, Sex, Puking Kids'

'Bringing Sexy Back...Ha'

'Good Intentions, Disastrous Results'

'Good, Clean Fun...Sort of'

'...but you're welcome here too...'

'Love, Life and Lunacy'

'Mischief, Mayhem and Mockery'

'Please Sanitize Hands Before Reading'

Which ones do you like? Any other ideas? I am stuck on this one. Help me out. Little sentences are fun to write. That one wasn't little.

11 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'm hooked on the German Gummi Bear song now. Thanks a freakin' lot.

Claudya Martinez said...

I just played it for my daughter and she is signing that she wants to see it again. I think she gets the hidden message.

Have a Happy Mother's Day!

Robert the Skeptic said...

Oddly, I actually liked that video!

Tony said...

That is the catchiest song EVER! It gives Lady Gaga a run for her money...and as for the tagline, I'd go with....

"Mischief, Mayhem, and Mommery" :)

Hope you have an awesome Mother's Day!

Claire said...

I refuse to click it. A friend posted it on FB awhile ago & I still havent watched it.. Why? Because I have kneebouncers dot com. I need no more sites to take my precious computer time away from myself, and give to my children.
Damnit.. I'll be back to click it next week!

steveroni said...

I'm now a 77-year-old Gummi Bear fan, thanks a LOT!--grin!

BEWARE! BLOGGING DORKS AHEAD

If you're serious about this, make it a competition...you'll end up with having to choose from hundreds!

Looking forward to new blog design!

steveroni said...

I forgot!!!! DORKS EAT PISTACHIO TOO

Our fattening favorite is DULCE DE LECHE! Ummmmm!

Petit fleur said...

I'm not feeling creative... but I do like the three M's (Mischief, mayhem and mockery) It's got a nice ring to it.

I LOVED the Walmart post. That thing needs to go viral!

Alyson said...

'comedy, crochet and cannibals'
is my fave.

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