Monday, December 21, 2009

Scandalous Secrets.

Scandalous Secrets
by Me

Shhh....

I've watched every season of America's Next Top Model.

I have no problem picking my nose.

I am one of those people who say I love the seasons. I lie. I hate being cold, I hate the freaking snow and most of all I hate furnaces. Dry heat is the enemy.

I say I'm a really healthy eater but for breakfast I just had half a graham cracker with a smear of nutella. Not a very good influence on the children methinks.

Sometimes at night I don't flush the toilet because I'm afraid it will wake up Max.

I hate clipping my toenails, as a matter of fact, I haven't in many months. It makes my stomach upset to do it.

Right now I am wearing those fake running pants that I think are supposed to look like Adidas, one of Jeremiah's undershirts and a pair of MukLuks slipper boots that Jeremiah bought me yesterday at Sam's Club. I plan on wearing this all day. Elijah on the other hand is wearing real adidas running pants and a grey turtleneck. I wish we could trade. Except for the slippers. Those are all mine.

I hate red apples.

New sale of the week on the right side of this page. This week's candy apple red Girls hat would look awesome in black in a Womens size.

As a matter of fact I know it does:

19 comments:

otherworldlyone said...

I always thought you looking like a booger picker. AW!

Where's my snow, bitch?

erin said...

Yeah I totally am.

Oh, you want snow? Come and get it, bitch. ha.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Your scandalous secrets have outraged me.

Kurt said...

I like your advanced pajamas. Mine are a pair of cargo pants from when I was heavier, a tshirt and a soft soft hoodie. I wear it out AND sleep in it. Huzzah!

mo.stoneskin said...

If you had a problem picking your nose I'd suggest getting your nostrils enlarged.

Ms. Moon said...

For me it's Project Runway. Which is way classier.

Tony said...

I used to watch The OC religiously...and I hate clipping my toe nails as well. It's not just you and it's not just me! Yay!

Sam said...

Mmmm...nutella. Your list doesn't seem so scandalous to me, darlin'. :)

Secretia said...

You'll still go to heaven if that's the whole list.

Missy said...

Great post! You don't look like a picker! LOL

Jules said...

Did someone say nutella??

Mr. Condescending said...

ahahah I can't stop laughing at mo's comment!

Miss Yvonne said...

So you're saying you have, like, 12 inch long toenails???

Steve E said...

Did you learn how to pick boogers from America's Top Models Show?

Of COURSE, Secretia, she will get to heaven...but she'll have to live in the nose-picker section.

I'm wondering what ELSE do nose-pickers do???

Actually, I REALLY like your humor Erin, and thanks for being a "follower" on steveroni.

Little Ms Blogger said...

I hate red apples. They look so pretty, but really taste/texture is icky.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I'm okay with nose picking, too.

John Pender said...

I hate clipping my toenails too.

Prosy said...

I pick my nose all the time. I'm totally fine with it.

Jeanne said...

ALL red apples?