Scandalous Secrets
by Me
Shhh....
I've watched every season of America's Next Top Model.
I have no problem picking my nose.
I am one of those people who say I love the seasons. I lie. I hate being cold, I hate the freaking snow and most of all I hate furnaces. Dry heat is the enemy.
I say I'm a really healthy eater but for breakfast I just had half a graham cracker with a smear of nutella. Not a very good influence on the children methinks.
Sometimes at night I don't flush the toilet because I'm afraid it will wake up Max.
I hate clipping my toenails, as a matter of fact, I haven't in many months. It makes my stomach upset to do it.
Right now I am wearing those fake running pants that I think are supposed to look like Adidas, one of Jeremiah's undershirts and a pair of MukLuks slipper boots that Jeremiah bought me yesterday at Sam's Club. I plan on wearing this all day. Elijah on the other hand is wearing real adidas running pants and a grey turtleneck. I wish we could trade. Except for the slippers. Those are all mine.
I hate red apples.
New sale of the week on the right side of this page. This week's candy apple red Girls hat would look awesome in black in a Womens size.
As a matter of fact I know it does:
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17 comments:
Your scandalous secrets have outraged me.
I like your advanced pajamas. Mine are a pair of cargo pants from when I was heavier, a tshirt and a soft soft hoodie. I wear it out AND sleep in it. Huzzah!
If you had a problem picking your nose I'd suggest getting your nostrils enlarged.
For me it's Project Runway. Which is way classier.
I used to watch The OC religiously...and I hate clipping my toe nails as well. It's not just you and it's not just me! Yay!
Mmmm...nutella. Your list doesn't seem so scandalous to me, darlin'. :)
You'll still go to heaven if that's the whole list.
Great post! You don't look like a picker! LOL
Did someone say nutella??
ahahah I can't stop laughing at mo's comment!
So you're saying you have, like, 12 inch long toenails???
Did you learn how to pick boogers from America's Top Models Show?
Of COURSE, Secretia, she will get to heaven...but she'll have to live in the nose-picker section.
I'm wondering what ELSE do nose-pickers do???
Actually, I REALLY like your humor Erin, and thanks for being a "follower" on steveroni.
I hate red apples. They look so pretty, but really taste/texture is icky.
I'm okay with nose picking, too.
I hate clipping my toenails too.
I pick my nose all the time. I'm totally fine with it.
ALL red apples?
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