Thursday, December 3, 2009

Clubbed Fingers are for Dorks



Once again I regale you with my grace and beauty.

If you can't understand my dumb mouth's words I'm trying to tell you about my new phone and my inability to use it. AND I annouce that next week I will be posting a tribute to my FAVORITE POSTS OF 2009. So far I've picked 8 posts to award...I might be adding more (please email me with talk of bribery).

19 comments:

Mel said...

Ha ha my fat fingers can't text on my red phone, which is an mp3 player too somehow, only I don't have the right drivers and can't make it work and have to pay extra for that internet shit and it just makes me crazy and my teenage boy who is a wiz at all thigs gadgety said we just need to get you the firefly or jitterbug mom, or whatever those little kiddie phones are called - he said you just can't handle the extra functions.. Yeah, I'm the coolest stay at home 50 year old mom on the block. I like your little videos and wish I were not unable to post the ones I tape and never share!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Was there a message on your phone that said "Chimp attack"? Awesome.

Also, is that how I'm supposed to be wearing my hat? If I wear it that way, I can't cover up my giant Helen Hunty forehead though.

Also, Club Fingers is the trendiest hot spot in town.

erin said...

Mel: Thanks. We have all the extra crap included in our plan, I just don't know how to use it.

Beckerino: You can wear your hat anyway your little heart deems appropriate. I have a horrible fear of chimps. I think they should be all massacred. Right. Now. RIGHT NOW. I'm shaking.

JUST ME said...

my fat fingers CONSTANTLY cause my phone grammar to SUCK.

If I had anything to bribe you with, you KNOW I would...

Memoirs of a Korean said...

Oh my...those touch screen phones give me the willies. As for the mp3 thing, I think you have to download something from the phone manufacturer's website?

Ms. Moon said...

I have no technical advice for you at all. My husband says we can't afford texting and I am happy with that. You want to talk to my ass? Call me. E-mail me. That's what I say.
I also want to say this: YOU ARE ADORABLE!
Okay. That's all.

Jules said...

"in the history of being alive...."

Lifepartner....Mine says, "Hubby Hottie Boy".

I love how clear you are about everything. "driver thingy"

ADD much? You're toooooooo funny! I love your vlogs!

erin said...

ME:Chubby Fingered Texters Unite!

Korean: I think you have answered the driver thingy. Good job dude.

Ms. Moon: We got some unlimited plan...this way I can obsessively text Jeremiah all day long. And send random pictures to my best friend who lives far far away. The end.

Jules: Thanks? I drove my parents insane for most of my life. I have a big life and barely any attention span. My poor poor parents.

Mwa said...

Oh shit, so you mean I have to have two more kids to be as cool as you? Can I just have one more? x

John Pender said...

Can't wait to see the list of favorite posts!

marcia furman said...

I thoroughly enjoy these.

otherworldlyone said...

I'll have to watch the video at home later. When I have time to bask in your cuteness. (Is that enough sucking up or do you want more? You have great lips. No, really.RAWR!)

Madame DeFarge said...

Employ someone to work your phone for you. it's the only way to go these days.

diane said...

Gotta love ya Erin! Your "tech talk" is hilarious.

Btw, I could barely tear my eyes away from "Chick Magnet" in a previous post. D*mn sexy.

Chief said...

you crack my shit up.

try typing with acrylics and fat fingers

Sam said...

Hey! Is that a Samsung Impression? That's what I have and I lerve it, though not as much as I lerve you (hint, hint.)

Maura Kathleen said...

Hahahha. Nice. And is Elijah playing with a laser pointer in the background? Hahah.

Petit fleur said...

I have no advice. I'm sure my phone can do other things besides be a phone, but I can't even seem to get my addy book transferred from my old phone... so I have to do it all manually. Can you imagine?

As far as I'm concerned your kicking ass.
pf

kara said...

pretty soon society is going to have us all on crash diets so our fingers are bony enough to push the teeeenie tiny buttons on phones. and it will be terrible.