Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Dirty Dirty Ick Ick Ew

I was paging through blogs this afternoon while Elijah was napping and I came across some blog (if you know who's post this was or if this was your post, let me know, cause I can't find it now) with a post including photos of some 'celebrity' mom who dresses like a stripper out and about town with a little girl I'm assuming is her daughter. It made me laugh and laugh and laugh. This lady was wearing the most insane clear stripper heels on the beach with a tiny itty bitty bikini. Five or Six inch heel ON THE BEACH. My gosh. And to top it off she's wearing a giant sun hat and big round dark glasses, like she is modest and wants to hide her identity...

Anyways I had the idea I was going to post photos of so called M.I.L.F. Moms next to photos of me and jokingly compare the two. So I googled 'hot mom photos'...which was obviously a HUGE MISTAKE.

Porn sites galore popped up. Because I'm a ridiculous and curious type I look through them without actually clicking on any of the sites and was completely and totally shocked at some of the site descriptions. I was milliseconds away from clicking on one of them when my better judgment got the better of me and I tried a different search.

'Celebrity hot mom not porn'

More porn comes up.

'MILF moms with clothes on'

More porn.

'Mom photos'

Porn.

'Celebrity Mom photos'

Ok...here we go. This doesn't seem to be porn. Click.

Ahhhh Holy God In Heaven!

The site that was supposedly photos of celebrity moms was instead just one giant photo of a hugely pregnant woman pulling down her panties to expose her bits. Now I'm scarred for life.

Interwebs, you win this time. I'm going to take a shower.

16 comments:

nova said...

Hahahaha! On a similar note, a commercial came on for Tori Spelling's reality show, and it showed her ... uh ... wedding? dress? You should maybe try googling that one. Or maybe not. Who knows what'll come up.

Logical Libby said...

Just so you know dicks.com is not the sporting goods site.

And that woman's name is Shauna Sand. Don't ask me know I know that.

Amanda said...

It's like the Internet knew what you'd searched for before and was all, well she didn't specifically MENTION porn but considering that's what she was looking at before, she must still want it! PORN! Icky.

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

go take a shower. and then burn your retinae while you're at it.

Ms. Moon said...

When this happens to me I just sort of laugh. It's funny that there's an entire world on the internet that I never travel in.

Wupppy said...

i once google "Bob the builder" ( i was looking for examples for the wallpaintings for my sons room) and the first image google returned was two male dwarfs dressed like bob, one spanking the other. thanks google, that was 'zactly what i needed.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Maybe the glasses and hat are because her face looks like a dead seal.

I like "moms with clothes on" as a search term. Was Google all "Did you mean "Moms withOUT clothes on??"

Little Ms Blogger said...

Okay, that is funny. The other night, hubby and I went to see City Island (fun little indie film with Andy Garcia), anyway his son has a thing for big woman and googled big woman of the bronx (a very funny site came up)

We got home and hubby and I wondered if this was a real site and I ALMOST googled it before realizing this would just bring up tons of pop up ads for porn and stopped.

Tina H said...

HAHAHAHA!!

Ally said...

ha ha ha ha thanks for the laugh.

kinda unrelated, have you ever looked at the keywords people use to get to your blog? that will make you wanna vom!

today i saw the worst one yet :( "4th gradeers nakid" ... i honestly have no idea how they got to me with the term "nakid" gross!

Sue (Someone's Mom) said...

Just wait...your email will probably fill up with all sorts of spam now. "They" seem to know when we have looked up anything and attack us with spam!

otherworldlyone said...

Too funny! You can't search for anything these days without some kind of porn coming up. It's because people keep developing these weird fetishes.

For instance: I once did a google image search for "high heeled shoes" and one of the photos was a man, um, deflowering a open toed pump. Sigh.

mylittlebecky said...

re: heels... i always say it's better to be overdressed than underdressed. i guess she's both. or maybe just crazy.

Mwa said...

I think I must have a tamer version of Google than you.

Eidothia said...

Ewww. I can relate perfectly to how you felt. But now I am immune to it. Living in a college boarding taught me a lot!

But I guess each one of us grows over it and picks our own tricks of polite ignorance! :P

Jules said...

Hubby told me he once clicked on a site that said, "old woman having sex." I asked why. He said, "Um. Because I had to see what that was." Boys will look at EVERYTHING.