I was paging through blogs this afternoon while Elijah was napping and I came across some blog (if you know who's post this was or if this was your post, let me know, cause I can't find it now) with a post including photos of some 'celebrity' mom who dresses like a stripper out and about town with a little girl I'm assuming is her daughter. It made me laugh and laugh and laugh. This lady was wearing the most insane clear stripper heels on the beach with a tiny itty bitty bikini. Five or Six inch heel ON THE BEACH. My gosh. And to top it off she's wearing a giant sun hat and big round dark glasses, like she is modest and wants to hide her identity...
Anyways I had the idea I was going to post photos of so called M.I.L.F. Moms next to photos of me and jokingly compare the two. So I googled 'hot mom photos'...which was obviously a HUGE MISTAKE.
Porn sites galore popped up. Because I'm a ridiculous and curious type I look through them without actually clicking on any of the sites and was completely and totally shocked at some of the site descriptions. I was milliseconds away from clicking on one of them when my better judgment got the better of me and I tried a different search.
'Celebrity hot mom not porn'
More porn comes up.
'MILF moms with clothes on'
'Celebrity Mom photos'
Ok...here we go. This doesn't seem to be porn. Click.
Ahhhh Holy God In Heaven!
The site that was supposedly photos of celebrity moms was instead just one giant photo of a hugely pregnant woman pulling down her panties to expose her bits. Now I'm scarred for life.
Interwebs, you win this time. I'm going to take a shower.