On Friday I posted a contest to win Humphrey The Owl. I have since then been told several times (three times on facebook and three times on blogs) that Humphrey's eyes resemble boobies. This is either going to make people want him less or, as I suspect, want him so much more.
'Boobie Face' Humphrey has been coveted by many and I will be posting contest entries throughout the week.
On Sunday the 14th, Valentines Day, Jeremiah and I will be judging the entries and picking a WINNER!!! If you have posted an entry and I haven't put it on the blog, please let me know in case my broad spectrum telepathy is out of wack.
First is an entry from my only blogging facebook friend (imagine that BECKYS!), Dr. Monkey Muck. He wrote me a haiku that was very sweet, albeit highly inaccurate. I forgive him because of our shared loved for bad vintage sweaters and the ads that those sweaters are featured in:
Knitter, mom, hot babe.
Erin is timeless,
like a mountain spring.
Kim, who is hilarious and probably pretty dorky in her own right (that's a compliment, Kimmy Poo) called me a whore and posted this entry:
She also didn't get the memo about my 45 pound weight loss. ;)
Vic is a freaking SUPERSTAR OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. This is her entry:
You can read the poem on her blog...Vic must be one of those overachiever people that you knew in high school that did all the gifted activities AND all of the Honor's Society shit that you (me) didn't even attempt to do because we (meaning me) assumed it was impossible.
Nancy was a former 'winner' of a contest where I sent random junk to random people. She's back to win Humphrey!
Max looks oddly cute as a bear. I am going to insist in the future that she is always wearing bear ears.
Awesome entries so far! Keep them coming. We're going to have the hardest time picking a winner, methinks. Jeremiah hasn't seen any of these so far...he's impossible to corner. And our computer is literally in the corner.