Remember when I got my hair cut the shortest I've ever had it and I thought it was a really big freaking deal?
Such an innocent child I was all those months ago...
It turns out that the length of my hair was the only thing preventing me from looking like a total and complete douchebag and/or Ronald McDonald. Because I'm obsessed with myself every once in a while I'll snap a webcam photo of myself and then post it on Facebook to share with everyone how very much I am unhappy with my hair and it's growth progress.
Now if I could only get someone to braid the rat tail growing down my back. And I know you might have just rolled your eyes but yes there is one.
I do have some more fiction posts coming to those of you (all three of you) that emailed me and asked for more but all three are entered in different contests and have to be released before I can publish them anywhere. I suppose I could write some more but then that would be entirely too productive.