Too Fat Thursday!

If I need to lose like a hundred pounds, should I be eating an english muffin for breakfast?

Probably not.

And I'm super mad at you right now if you really believe I need to lose a hundred pounds.
90, maybe, a hundred...no way.

Now I'm super mad at you for thinking I need to lose 90 pounds.

Ok, joking aside, how much is a 5'3'' 28 year old woman supposed to weigh?

I was going to talk about weight issues and boo hoo a lot...but a couple sentences in I realized that it's THURSDAY!

So on Thursday I vowed to embarrass Jeremiah...but I ran out of photos and can't bring myself to post the worst of the worst in our photo vault. I'm pretty sure he'd kill me. (They're not sexually graphic...in case everyone was wondering. Our lives are very vanilla. And I'm not just saying that because my family members read my blog.)

Then I remembered this:


If I end up on the street for posting this video, I hope you all enjoyed it.

Once again, it's not really embarrassing. But I bet Jeremiah will think so.


In other totally non-weight or Jeremiah related news...I put up new items in my shoppy shop. If you have time, check them out.
We'll discuss over coffee and english muffins...then you can whip my ass into shape. Well, if we're going the whipping of asses route, maybe we shouldn't eat english muffins first. Kind of defeats the purpose, eh?