Showing posts with label sanitizer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sanitizer. Show all posts

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Ich Bin Ein Gummi Bear *FIST PUMP*

Have you ever been to totlol.com? It's like youtube for kids (just like redtube is for the depraved and lonely ;))...

Regardless, Maxine loves this site and loves this video in particular:



I added the German version because I...wanted to.

Right now Elijah is jumping in front of me with his fists raised in the air, pumping them up and down in a manic fashion, dancing to Ich bin ein Gummi Bear. I'm wondering if this song has some sort of hidden message that only children under 7 can understand. I say 'under 7' because when Max insisted on playing the video over and over again for Rose and Olivia, they were very unimpressed.

"Ich bin ein Gummi Bear...kill your parents now...."

"Dance wildly now children, dance till your feet fall off!"

"Stick random toys into your eye sockets in your sleep and alarm your parents!"


"Make your mommas watch us over and over again. Do it! Now! Be delightfully cute while doing so!"


Since I started writing this post I've watched this video in six different languages. Maybe I"m the one who's been brainwashed.


Stay tuned for my new header done by Pink Designz! Pink was very very patient with me and I'm anxious to debut the result soon. BUT I'm stuck on a tagline for under the title.

I was thinking Blogging is For Dorks

'comedy, crochet and cannibals'

'Beauty, Brains, Blatant Arrogance'

'Smarts, Sex, Puking Kids'

'Bringing Sexy Back...Ha'

'Good Intentions, Disastrous Results'

'Good, Clean Fun...Sort of'

'...but you're welcome here too...'

'Love, Life and Lunacy'

'Mischief, Mayhem and Mockery'

'Please Sanitize Hands Before Reading'

Which ones do you like? Any other ideas? I am stuck on this one. Help me out. Little sentences are fun to write. That one wasn't little.