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Monday, December 21, 2009

Scandalous Secrets.

Scandalous Secrets
by Me

Shhh....

I've watched every season of America's Next Top Model.

I have no problem picking my nose.

I am one of those people who say I love the seasons. I lie. I hate being cold, I hate the freaking snow and most of all I hate furnaces. Dry heat is the enemy.

I say I'm a really healthy eater but for breakfast I just had half a graham cracker with a smear of nutella. Not a very good influence on the children methinks.

Sometimes at night I don't flush the toilet because I'm afraid it will wake up Max.

I hate clipping my toenails, as a matter of fact, I haven't in many months. It makes my stomach upset to do it.

Right now I am wearing those fake running pants that I think are supposed to look like Adidas, one of Jeremiah's undershirts and a pair of MukLuks slipper boots that Jeremiah bought me yesterday at Sam's Club. I plan on wearing this all day. Elijah on the other hand is wearing real adidas running pants and a grey turtleneck. I wish we could trade. Except for the slippers. Those are all mine.

I hate red apples.

New sale of the week on the right side of this page. This week's candy apple red Girls hat would look awesome in black in a Womens size.

As a matter of fact I know it does: