tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post1276849648578235514..comments2023-10-20T01:17:29.002-07:00Comments on Blogging is for Dorks: The World's Tiniest Toot Exposederinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00513388452402495090noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-5269614813144631392010-01-26T07:30:05.833-08:002010-01-26T07:30:05.833-08:00Oh gosh, that was so funny, the diarrhea comment!
...Oh gosh, that was so funny, the diarrhea comment!<br /><br />Your kids are hilarious.<br /><br />Sorry about the bunny. I'm so glad I am understanding now that these are STUFFED bunnies, or you may have gotten another rambling panicked post!<br /><br />Poor bun!Bethanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03510823788662848522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-44300997230441812412010-01-25T21:48:59.416-08:002010-01-25T21:48:59.416-08:00i don't think we have to do that whole thing w...i don't think we have to do that whole thing where we tell each other everything.karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01690274092026593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-69167070303872546732010-01-24T11:16:21.100-08:002010-01-24T11:16:21.100-08:00Is there no privacy for mothers any more?Is there no privacy for mothers any more?Madame DeFargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08172239340844485940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-2369393376589472112010-01-24T08:16:33.762-08:002010-01-24T08:16:33.762-08:00Oh, yeah. I read about your toot on TMZ and Twitt...Oh, yeah. I read about your toot on TMZ and Twitter.<br /><br />Next time, you should totally close the door.<br /><br />;-) AnnaAnna Leflerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-92022431007878040062010-01-23T15:44:49.728-08:002010-01-23T15:44:49.728-08:00I think I'd rather have the child telling scho...I think I'd rather have the child telling school about my teeny toot than the horrendous toot story I felt compelled to put on my blog. :(Phat Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18158383367119551045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-62277110372503537102010-01-23T15:31:37.047-08:002010-01-23T15:31:37.047-08:00Yes! Your child's teacher and class will hear ...Yes! Your child's teacher and class will hear all about your toot! It is sad and funny when you cannot toot without the whole house responding! I can feel your pain! LOLMissyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13032317917976482505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-75670370430969265902010-01-22T19:00:13.298-08:002010-01-22T19:00:13.298-08:00I had a 'tiny toot' moment too! I felt so ...I had a 'tiny toot' moment too! I felt so small...but now reading your story I can't stop laughing...lmaoP.Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17723953585584026227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-20649956425306792322010-01-22T08:57:00.537-08:002010-01-22T08:57:00.537-08:00So, what was the point of the bunny torture? Did t...So, what was the point of the bunny torture? Did they ever spill the beans?<br /><br />Speaking of beans: I love that you called it the tiniest little baby toot in the history of baby toots. Best description of gas EVER.Amanda @ It's Blogworthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14919340979575037179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-86088573459804589692010-01-22T06:57:19.252-08:002010-01-22T06:57:19.252-08:00I like that they used BOTH lotion and shaving crea...I like that they used BOTH lotion and shaving cream.<br /><br />Why did Max want the bunny so badly? I'm hoping to throw out and not put back.Little Ms Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17208746635976950728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-83448191150358713832010-01-22T06:17:20.980-08:002010-01-22T06:17:20.980-08:00what's ho-ho still doing on your roof? I find ...what's ho-ho still doing on your roof? I find that a little suspect.miss. chiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07640004739888576783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-26265198313568547262010-01-22T05:22:35.793-08:002010-01-22T05:22:35.793-08:00Olivia was wise to be worried. I've often fou...Olivia was wise to be worried. I've often found that the tiniest little baby toot can often be the very worst kind.mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-68268251062152515882010-01-21T19:16:14.432-08:002010-01-21T19:16:14.432-08:00mjenks: *sigh*
Vic: 'Ho-ho' is our name f...mjenks: *sigh*<br /><br />Vic: 'Ho-ho' is our name for Santa Claus. Elijah has been going on now since before Christmas about 'Hoho' and he points insistently to the ceiling. It's better than pimps and hos on our roof, yes, but not much better.<br /><br />John: Yep, they're hilarious.erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513388452402495090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-45923968036404702742010-01-21T18:43:09.747-08:002010-01-21T18:43:09.747-08:00Those girls of yours do some pretty funny stuff.Those girls of yours do some pretty funny stuff.John Penderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15713403125655682082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-10562922956732419882010-01-21T15:01:23.417-08:002010-01-21T15:01:23.417-08:00So were they in the process of shaving the bunny? ...So were they in the process of <i>shaving</i> the bunny? Poor thing.<br /><br />I want to hear more about the ho-hos on the roof. Unless you have a pimp living in your garage, in which case, never mind.Vichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714719295648072474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-57177727438660579112010-01-21T14:25:46.564-08:002010-01-21T14:25:46.564-08:00Since we tried to instill such radical ideas in th...Since we tried to instill such radical ideas in the heads of the kids, ideas such as "politeness" and "modesty" and "really, dude, farting in public isn't all that cool", my son is all about excusing himself with any little toot that he releases, silent or otherwise.<br /><br />This has carried over to his violent questions of "What do you say?" whenever I...*ahem*...let one rip. Which is quite often. And, sometimes I'll think he's asleep and I'll let fly and then I'll hear from his room "What do you say???" If I don't answer fast enough, he gets louder and more insistent until I finally excuse myself for the minor eructation that I just allowed myself.<br /><br />*sigh*MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-77455108963041436892010-01-21T10:20:44.792-08:002010-01-21T10:20:44.792-08:00Miss Yvonne: She was dead serious when she said it...Miss Yvonne: She was dead serious when she said it too.<br /><br />Mwa: I'm a little worried. Not really.<br /><br />Tony: Yes, yes he will. Poor sweet naive bunny.<br /><br />Ally: I hope you recovered from dying without any lasting side effects.<br /><br />Dr.: I will forgive you because you aren't aware of my total and complete hatred of the gassiness in general. I don't fart, I toot. And only in private.<br /><br />Beckerino: No. No I did not. And we won't talk anymore about things like that today, dear child.<br /><br />OWO: Tooting is my preferred word for the act of letting gas escape from the bunghole. Deal.erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513388452402495090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-72976433808210861682010-01-21T09:53:24.588-08:002010-01-21T09:53:24.588-08:00There are no quiet toots on the toilet. It echos. ...There are no quiet toots on the toilet. It echos. Also, I can't believe I just said toot.<br /><br />I feel your pain on the being woken up at odd hours for no apparent reason thing. Oh, gawd, do I.<br /><br />RIP bunny.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-57537469814133157622010-01-21T09:49:54.614-08:002010-01-21T09:49:54.614-08:00Oh, Olivia, you're incorrigible.
I knew she ...Oh, Olivia, you're incorrigible. <br /><br />I knew she was my kinda girl.<br /><br />So, did you have the diarrhea? Tell me more. *chin in hands thoughtfully*Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-51274299128870601782010-01-21T09:47:54.785-08:002010-01-21T09:47:54.785-08:00What do you expect? Those kids are being raised b...What do you expect? Those kids are being raised by a farty mother. It's a wonder they aren't wilder than they are. ;o)Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-55687133100017719022010-01-21T09:23:59.638-08:002010-01-21T09:23:59.638-08:00Ha ha! The reaction to the tiny toot had me dying!...Ha ha! The reaction to the tiny toot had me dying!<br /><br /><a href="http://allytales.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing</a>Allyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06076912971009055017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-59957164808437135832010-01-21T09:06:19.148-08:002010-01-21T09:06:19.148-08:00That poor sleeping bunny. He will be forever remem...That poor sleeping bunny. He will be forever remembered.Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11575553396396299732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-78507588099424247912010-01-21T08:48:54.247-08:002010-01-21T08:48:54.247-08:00Were they doing some kind of Chucky routine on tha...Were they doing some kind of Chucky routine on that bunny?Mwahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00954216492730746581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5089550408837678179.post-67513241415986506492010-01-21T07:53:35.342-08:002010-01-21T07:53:35.342-08:00"Just leave it alone". Best kid line ev..."Just leave it alone". Best kid line ever.Miss Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.com